| me: | omg i can't believe it i only have 3 math problems for homework |
|---|---|
| *opens textbook* | |
| textbook: | please do parts a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, aa, ab, ac, ad, ae, af, and ag |
| *rips nipples off in a fit of rage and projectile vomits into textbook |
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